Responsible gambling

This site is a calculator. It takes no bets and holds no money. None of that makes gambling safe. If it has stopped being fun, help is free, confidential and answered right now. The numbers are directly below.

Help, right now

1-800-GAMBLER: the national problem gambling helpline number carried in US sportsbook advertising. Free, confidential, 24 hours.

1-800-522-4700: the National Council on Problem Gambling’s National Problem Gambling Helpline. Calls and texts, 24 hours; the network routes you to a call centre near your area code.

988: the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline in the US, by call or text, if the situation is an emergency.

Chat, state-by-state treatment listings and resources for family members are on NCPG’s help and treatment page. Outside the United States, your national helpline will be a different number.

The signs clinicians look for

Gambling disorder has a formal medical definition. What follows is the plain-language version of it. They are questions, not a verdict. One “yes” is not a diagnosis and a website cannot make one either way. A clinician does that.

That list is the substance of the criteria in the DSM-5, the manual US clinicians diagnose from. If several of them land, the helpline numbers above are staffed by people whose whole job is that conversation.

Self-exclusion, limits and blocking

Self-exclusion is a ban you put on yourself. Unlike a promise, somebody else enforces it.

Teacher’s Bet cannot exclude you from anything, because it holds no betting account, no balance and no bet. Self-exclusion has to happen where your money is. What this site can do is stay out of the way: you can use the calculators, the course and the board with no account at all, and the account that does exist here signs you in and stores your Report Card. It holds no funds and places nothing. There is no leaderboard, and no notification unless you switch one on. One thing to name rather than bury: a signed-in account does count the days you visit, as a streak. Missing a day takes nothing away and costs nothing, because the count is derived from the days already recorded and never edited downward, but if a streak is the kind of thing that pulls you back to a screen, it is better that you heard it here. The site also keeps one word saying which link first brought you here, along with the page you landed on and roughly when, which is how we tell whether writing something was worth the time. It is not a record of what you do here, and there is nothing in it that describes you. The privacy page sets out exactly what it holds.

Clearing site data in your browser deletes everything stored on your device. If you have signed in, or left an address on the pre-launch list, an account row and an email address also exist on the server. The privacy page lists what is held and how to have it deleted.

What the math does not do

This site makes prices readable. That is a narrow thing, and the limits of it matter.

A fair price is an estimate of a probability, not a forecast of a result. Expected value is a long-run average over many repetitions, not a statement about the next one. And when the inputs contain no edge, every calculator here prints $0 rather than rounding up into something that looks actionable. The honest zero is a product rule, not a mood.

The number most tools never show you is how ordinary a long losing run is with a real edge in hand:

A genuine edge, and a losing hundred bets

100 bets at p=51%, even money, 1 unit each100\text{ bets at } p = 51\%,\ \text{even money},\ 1\text{ unit each}
expected total=100×(0.510.49)=+2 units\text{expected total} = 100 \times (0.51 - 0.49) = +2\text{ units}
σ=2npq=2100×0.51×0.4910 units\sigma = 2\sqrt{n\,p\,q} = 2\sqrt{100 \times 0.51 \times 0.49} \approx 10\text{ units}
WB(100,0.51),total=2W100W \sim \mathrm{B}(100,\,0.51),\quad \text{total} = 2W - 100
P(total<0)=P(W49)0.38P(\text{total} < 0) = P(W \le 49) \approx 0.38
About 38 of every 100 such stretches finish behind, and another 8 finish exactly level, with the 2% edge intact the whole way. The swing is five times the size of the edge. A losing run is not evidence that the edge is gone, and a winning one is not evidence that it exists.

Two uncomfortable consequences. Results in the hundreds of bets say almost nothing about skill. And a bettor who reads a downswing as a signal to bet bigger is fooled by the same arithmetic that made the downswing ordinary.

That is why the sizing tools here default to half Kelly rather than full. The derivation is on the Kelly criterion page: growth goes to zero at double the Kelly stake even when the edge is real.

No calculation removes risk. A better price is still a price on an uncertain event, and precision about an edge is not protection from it.

Who this site is for

Adults. The standing policy is 21 or older, and where the legal betting age where you live is higher than that, the higher number applies.

Before the live board can be used, the app shows a full-screen notice: what the site is, what it refuses to do, and one confirmation that you are of legal betting age. Confirming stores a single value in your browser and sends nothing anywhere.

No date of birth is collected and no identity check is performed: the site holds no funds and processes no wager, so it has nothing to verify you against. That is an honest gate, not a barrier: it will not stop anyone determined to click through it.

If you are under the legal age where you live, none of this site is for you, the calculators included.

What this site will not do to you

Stated flatly, because a good deal of this industry does the opposite:

If it is someone else’s gambling

The helplines above take calls from family members too, and that is a large share of what they handle. Two peer-support organisations run free meetings in most US states and online:

The contact inbox here is not a support channel for gambling harm, and it would be a disservice to pretend otherwise. It is a calculator company answering mail about arithmetic. The numbers at the top of this page are staffed by people trained for this.

Frequently asked questions

What is the problem gambling helpline number?

1-800-GAMBLER is the national problem gambling helpline number carried in US sportsbook advertising. The National Council on Problem Gambling also runs the National Problem Gambling Helpline at 1-800-522-4700. Both are free, confidential and answered 24 hours a day. If the situation is an emergency, the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline in the US is 988 by call or text.

What is self-exclusion?

A voluntary ban you place on yourself. Operator-level exclusion is a setting inside a sportsbook account and covers that operator. State-level exclusion is run by the gaming regulator and can cover every licensed operator in that state at once. Deposit, loss, wager and time limits and cool-off periods sit alongside it in most regulated US apps.

Can Teacher’s Bet self-exclude me?

No. It holds no betting account, no balance and no bet, so it has nothing to exclude you from. Self-exclusion happens with the operator holding your money, or with the state regulator; device-level blocking software blocks gambling sites and apps. Clearing site data removes everything on your device. If you signed in or joined the pre-launch list, an account row and email address sit on the server, and the privacy page says how to have them deleted.

Does a positive expected value mean a bet will win?

No. Expected value is a long-run average, not a forecast of one result. A bettor with a genuine 2% edge at even money expects +2 units over 100 one-unit bets, but the standard deviation of that total is about 10 units, so about 38% of such stretches finish behind and another 8% finish exactly level, with the edge intact the whole way.

How old do you have to be to use Teacher’s Bet?

The standing policy is 21 or older, and where the legal betting age is higher, the higher number applies. Before the live board can be used, the app asks you to confirm you are of legal betting age; that confirmation is stored in your own browser. No date of birth is collected and no identity check is performed.

Does Teacher’s Bet earn money when I place a bet?

No. There are no affiliate links to any sportsbook or exchange and no paid placement anywhere on the site. No book pays to appear here, and not one link on this site pays anyone when a bet is placed.